Dear White People
First of all I want to thank you for your service. Particularly in this time of grief where everything in your world is on the precipice of failure. For the past 500 years you have been the epitome of success. Where would we be without manifest destiny the White race God given mandate to create order in this human cesspool. Sailing your glorious ships across the 7 seas spreading commerce and Christianity. All that precious loot buried beneath the continents you kidnap created the grandest cities to ever bless the planet. London, Paris and New York. Your fine institutions of higher learning, the prestigious hospitals, the ever expanding arsenals of military largesse and how can one forget the grand glorious list of first. From eradicating polio to Google. By God whitey has gone to the moon.
Yes sir the world needed you. The policeman of the world, the last bastion of freedom standing steadfast at the wall, protecting us from those dusty brown skin folks at the border. And rightfully so you had to stomp on some nigga necks every now and then. George Floyd shouldn’t have been passing out that looney toons loot. Yep I get it
Your righteousness indignation of these ungrateful cock kissers has not fallen upon death ears. Now is a good time to opt out. South Dakota here you come. A world with more horses than people. Open air land and most of all no niggas. I get it u sick of niggas. Crying bitching and complaining out every god damn thing. Marching the tar off the streets. Lumicating our fine 5th avenue with Black Lives Matter monologues. If u knew niggas were gonna be so much trouble why hell yeah u would picked your own cotton.
South Dakota my friend. Just imagine camping under the open skies beneath the 4 Gods of Rushmore sheltering the whiteness of the universe. Aunt Jemima pancakes and Ice Cube tap dancing to fuck the police. Leave it to Beaver marathons sprinkled with a dose of Friends. Golf back in the day when the Captains of industry like Standard Oil and US steel did planet running shit. Like blowing up a country and kidnapping their oil. I get it everybody doesn't deserve a Goddamn trophy. Life ain’t fucking fair.
That’s why it’s time for you to opt the fuck out. Personally and I really hate to say this. I’m kinda sick of your ass too. Sick of the hypocrisy. Richest country on the planet without universal health care. The black lives you continue not to give a fuck about. Don’t worry bout it bro. Let China run this shit. Meanwhile you’ll be chilling like a villain. White horse cowboy rolling up on some buffalo. Just do me a favor. Take Candace Owens with you.